Flamin’ Me

Taką parodię ostatnio popełniłem. Oparte na „Savin’ Me”, Nickelback. Dedykowane użytkownikom forów wszelakich.

Reason gates won’t open up for you
On these hands your logic’s crawlin’
Oh, I pity you
Well I’m terrified of your life goals
These nasty posts can hurt my soul, yanno
But all I need is banning you
<Mods, look – he’s trollin’>
And no, I won’t miss you
<Hurry – he’s trollin’, he’s trollin’>

Show me what it’s like
To be the last dunce standing
Don’t teach me your “wrong” from “right”
Cos’ I’ll show you how I can be:
All you say to me
I’m telling them
And they’ll leave you behind the board
So say it if it’s worth flamin’ me?

Intelligence was not meant for you
With these eyes here I’m rollin’
At what comes from you
Your bashing posts ain’t got no love for me
True, I’m on the edge of going gory
But no, I won’t insult you
<Mods, please – he’s trollin’>
Ban’s all I need for you
<Hurry – he’s trollin’, he’s trollin’>

Show me what it’s like
To be the last dunce standing
Don’t teach me your “wrong” from “right”
Cos’ I’ll show you how I can be:
All you say to me
I’m telling them
And they’ll leave you behind the board
So say it if it’s worth flamin’ me?

Weird Al Yankovic byłby ze mnie dumny.

~ - autor: robweiller w dniu 19 kwietnia, 2007.